Recipes

Recipes - by Bubbles Kandhari

The easy way to a man’s heart

Is to make a curry and bake a tart

Like a king you make him feel

Even though he may be a heel.

Dress attractive, be seductive

Be all ears and attentive

Everyone action of his your praise

Even if it is a disgrace.

Put some love notes in his pocket

When he is off on a tour or to office

Be around to applaud his deeds

Always ready to tend to his needs.

Be very considerate and feminine

Even if it may not be genuine

Be very gentle and soft spoken

Even if you are rudely awoken.

Always say “I love you darling”

Even if inside you is burning

Flutter eyelashes and with an innocent face

Do sometimes try to put him in his place.

Create some new ideas for romance

That will surely make him dance

Pamper him to a hilt

So that his affection does not tilt.

Give him gifts on Valentine’s day

Even if he doesn’t really say

His birthdays are always all important

But anniversaries also should not be forgotten.

Wear his favourite perfume

Put on his favourite dress

When he comes from office

Tired and depress.

Take his briefcase from his hand

Even if on the ground with a thud it may land

Keep the house tidy and neat

Even if this job is a great feat.

Dim all the lights and play music soft

Look into his eyes and get him all lost

Make his room warm and inviting

The atmosphere now is charged and exciting.

If the man then turns to snore

Then he actually must be a bore

Show him then your true colours

Put fangs in his ears that should virtually reduce him to tears.

And if all these recipes do not gel

Ask the man to go to hell!